Negative Nelly? Debbie Downer? Get ready to add some new characters to your list. Tired Tyra, Bitchy Bertha, and Gangster Greta.
Little Life Lesson #8: Always ask your valentine to be your valentine in a way that is so awkward that they don't say no. Sure may not be as exciting as "yes!" but they still mean the same thing.
Little Life Lesson #9: MoMA makes a pretty legit e-cards. None of those newfangled animation e-cards.
Little Life Lesson #10: Do not greet John the Wellesley shuttle driver with "Good Morning!" because he will reply "It's not" and crush your soul.
Little Life Lesson #11: Fist bumps have a lot of potential to end badly.
Little Life Lesson #12: It is possible to create a cuddle cave by pushing your beds together.
Little Life Lesson #13: Frost little honey is not a normal term of affection. No one knows what the heck that means.
Little Life Lesson #14: Don't tell people if you have more than one valentine. They will judge you and make you wear a metaphorical scarlet A.
Little Life Lesson #15: Get the cooties shot. You'll never know when you'll need it.
Little Life Lesson #16: If your skittles are crappy, call customer service and tell them that! You might get free skittles, but it will take a while.
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