Little Life Lesson #1: The clips on pen caps are for clipping them on your shirt, not your ears.
Little Life Lesson #2: Do not start watching a movie at 1:00 am. You will fall asleep in a public area.
Little Life Lesson #3: Canadian accents are priceless. Use them to make friends or get awt of a pickle.
Little Life Lesson #4: Try to hide your horror when your dad makes a jock strap joke--it only encourages that kind of humor.
Little Life Lesson #5: If you cross your eyes for too long, you will get a headache. Mom and dad were partly right when they warned you about it--luckily, it doesn't actually make your eyes stay crossed forever. That would be terrifying.
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- Emily
- Bring me all of your dreams, You dreamer, Bring me all your Heart melodies That I may wrap them In a blue cloud-cloth Away from the too-rough fingers Of the world.
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